is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
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