so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
