So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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