I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
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