and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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