Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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