I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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