i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
...so i touched it.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
this boner is exhausting
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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