OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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