he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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