she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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