and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
