Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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