Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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