Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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