Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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