Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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