I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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