Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Apparently you make a good broom.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
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