Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Its about making memories worth repressing
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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