Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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