Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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