Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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