I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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