nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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