I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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