i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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