Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I think a kid would responsible me up
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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