Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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