Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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