Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
the room spins SO much faster in panama
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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