I'm really into asian looking animals
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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