I love black thongs
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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