It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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