Having a random hookup so left but love u
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
They took my balls.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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