I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Randomize
