You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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