I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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