Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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