therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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