Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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