went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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