I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
zippers are such a cool invention
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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