We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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