I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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