Farmville is her only friend.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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