felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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