that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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