Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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