Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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