girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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