You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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