I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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