You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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