found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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